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News Tuesday 23rd August...

Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch jeremy kyle show
'Did you sleep with the milkman?'
TV censor puts the kibosh on Jeremy Kyle's daytime chat show from poking around in people's sex lives
EU News West Europe EU flag
EU seek to undermine people's protections from hackers, fraudsters and thieves
European ministers debate restrictions on encryption and extensions to mass snooping capabilities
BBFC News BBFC Daily Poster Call of Heroes 2016 Benny Chan
Daily UK Ratings from the BBFC
The Man Who Fell To Earth, Attack of the Lederhosenzombies
Shopping Recent Releases Bloodstained Butterfly 2 Disc Special Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The Bloodstained Butterfly, Der Bunker, Clown

 

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Cutting Edge Episode 37

Tango and Cash

The various UK versions examined
 


Recent News

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EU Cryptotrackers
European Commission proposes a database of known Bitcoin usage to limit the anonymity associated with the currency
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Commented: UK's press censor considers world domination
IPSO announces review of the way its regulations should apply to global digital publishers
European Court of Justice
Update: The European Court is listening
A preliminary judgement of the European Court of Justice suggests that mass snooping data should be restricted only to those fighting serious crime
child safety online
Update: You have 9 months to amass a collection of free porn before the government bans it
UK Government sets out new law to create an internet porn censor
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BBFC Annual Report 2015
A few more films, a few more complaints, and a few more pitches for new work

Recent Movie News

Driller Killer Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: The Driller Killer
1979 famed video nasty by Abel Ferrara set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 28th November 2016
love camp 7
One of the few remaining video nasties still banned by the BBFC
Blue Underground to release Love Camp 7 in 2017
Psychomania DVD Blu ray George Sanders
Shopping: Psychomania
1973 UK horror by Don Sharp set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 19th September 2016
Poster Sausage Party 2016 Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon
Pita Pubes at the MPAA
Seth Rogan comments on cuts required for an MPAA R rating for Sausage Party
Batman Superman Justice Ultimate Blu ray
Shopping: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
2016 USA action Sci-Fi fantasy by Zack Snyder just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray with an extended cut on Blu-ray only

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BigBrotherWatch.org.uk - liberty and privacy
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caan.org.uk - dangerous pictures
sfc.org.uk - sexual freedom
 


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UK Government UK Internet

4th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The Tory government’s war on porn is doomed to fail, and here’s why
Too much porn is in circulation and there are too many options to receive it. From Ars Technica
   

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Video Nasties Video Nasties

22nd Aug
Driller Killer Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: The Driller Killer
1979 famed video nasty by Abel Ferrara set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 28th November 2016
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

20th Aug
Martian Extended Blu ray Matt Damon
Shopping: The Martian
2015 USA action Sci-Fi adventure by Ridley Scott set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd October 2016 in an Extended Edition
Video Nasties Video Nasties

17th Aug
love camp 7
One of the few remaining video nasties still banned by the BBFC
Blue Underground to release Love Camp 7 in 2017
film Hammer Films Hammer Horror 8 Film Collection Blu ray
Shopping: Hammer Horror 8-Film Collection
Set for US Region Free Blu-ray release on 13th September 2016
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans Absolute Beginners 30th Anniversary DVD
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Absolute Beginners
Latest BBFC case study speaks of the 1986 gap between the PG and the 15 rating
BBFC Cuts Cuts and Bans

12th Aug
Psychomania DVD Blu ray George Sanders
Shopping: Psychomania
1973 UK horror by Don Sharp set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 19th September 2016 with previous BBFC cuts waived
movies Movie News

10th Aug
2001 Space Odyssey Blu ray Region
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: 9 genre movies with scenes which may be lost forever
From 2001 and Metropolis, to The Wicker Man and Event Horizon: a look at nine films with scenes we may never see...
MPAA MPAA News

9th Aug
Poster Sausage Party 2016 Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon
Pita Pubes at the MPAA
Seth Rogan comments on cuts required for an MPAA R rating for Sausage Party
US News US News washington times logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: How Chinese censors are influencing American movies
The west seems a little keen to allow China to buy into media infrastructure paving the way for censorship and propaganda

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Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch

23rd Aug
jeremy kyle show
'Did you sleep with the milkman?'
TV censor puts the kibosh on Jeremy Kyle's daytime chat show from poking around in people's sex lives
EU News West Europe EU flag
EU seek to undermine people's protections from hackers, fraudsters and thieves
European ministers debate restrictions on encryption and extensions to mass snooping capabilities
World News Asia Pacific

21st Aug
New Zealand flag
Sunday morning advert break
New Zealand government proposes to extend TV censorship to online services and to ease a ban on Sunday morning adverts
South Asia South Asia Pakistan flag
Update: Another law claiming worldwide reach
The Global Ambitions of Pakistan's New Cyber-Crime Act
EU News West Europe Poland flag
Get it right or it's 3 years in prison
Auschwitz was a Nazi death camp in occupied Poland, not a Polish death camp
World News Liberty News Google logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Searching for indiscretions
How your Google searches can be used against you in court
Internet Internet News wayback machine logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Wayback before 'outrage' was invented
Wayback Machine discusses the ethics of censorship to prevent the outing of gays in intolerant lands
UK Government Gov

20th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Mass hacking questioned but mass communications snooping is ok
An independent review finds that the UK's mass-surveillance draft law grants spies incredible powers for no real reason
World News Asia Pacific

19th Aug
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Update: New Zealand ISPs introduce optional website blocking services for families
And promises future upgrades to allow different censorship levels for different devices...

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Nutter Watch UK Nutters

19th Aug
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Obituary Moira Knox
Edinburgh's Mary Whitehouse
Games News Games News Bandai Namco Entertainment 5050013391652 Tekken
Sexy swimsuits in Japanese games
Tekken 7 developer speaks of western censorship imposed by social justice whingers
ASA Watch ASA Watch

11th Aug
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Classic PC lines
Advert censor bans Hippo Masking Tape advert featuring 40's style glamour model
ASA Watch ASA Watch ASA logo
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Pandering to PC
Opinion Piece: Advertising and the gender debate. By Guy Parker, ASA Chief Executive
BBC Trust BBC Trust

9th Aug
bbc wildlife
Hunting for redress
BBC Trust investigates presenter who refered to the hunting and shooting lobby as the 'nasty brigade'
 

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UK News UK News

21st Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Sexhibition
A review from the erotic festival being held in Manchester this weekend
Sex Sells Sex Toys News

19th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is virtual reality the future of online pornography?
Kiiroo from the Netherlands thinks so
UK News UK News

12th Aug
The Guardian
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: The new moralist censors of the Guardian
The Anti-Sex Left And Its War On Free Expression. By Jerry Barnett
Red Umbrella UK P4P

11th Aug
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Update: It is the politicians that should be 'cautioned'... for endangering the lives of sex workers
First victims of Northern Ireland's criminalisation of people who buy sex
Sex Sells Tech News

8th Aug
We Vibe Rechargeable Silicone Waterproof Massager
Exciting news for hackers
Oh dear, sex toy manufacturer keeps track of when and where remote controlled We-Vibe is used and on what setting...and this information can be hacked
 

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Diary Diary

5th Aug
Night Living Deb Maria Thayer
Diary: FrightFest Movies on Horror Channel
19th - 31st August 2016. Double bills every night
Diary Diary

1st Aug
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The Last Days of the White Horse
Iconic strip bar in London's Shoreditch set to close
Diary Diary

25th Jun
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Diary: Frightfest
25-29th August 2016. Programme for the Frightfest horror film festival in central London
Diary Diary

24th Jun
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Diary: The Starburst Film Festival
26-28th August 2016, Manchester UK
Diary Diary

15th Jun
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Diary: Release the Bats
28-31st October 2016. John Carpenter in concert in London and Manchester playing music from his films
 

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Shopping Recent Releases

23rd Aug
Bloodstained Butterfly 2 Disc Special Blu ray
Weekly US DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The Bloodstained Butterfly, Der Bunker, Clown
Shopping Future Releases

22nd Aug
Driller Killer Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: The Driller Killer
1979 famed video nasty by Abel Ferrara set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 28th November 2016
Shopping Recent Releases Take Down DVD Jeremy Sumpter
Weekly UK DVD and Blu-ray Releases
The Bloodstained Butterfly, Tank 432, Rabid Dogs
Shopping Recent Releases Black Mountain DVD Shane Twerdun
Shopping: Black Mountain
2014 Canada horror thriller by Nick Szostakiwskyj just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases

21st Aug
Empresses Palace DVD Sun Li
Shopping: Empresses in the Palace
2012 China historical TV series by Hao Ning just released on UK DVD
Shopping Recent Releases Lake Nowhere Blu ray Oscar Allen
Shopping: Lake Nowhere
2014 USA horror short film by Christopher Phelps and Maxim Van Scoy just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Future Releases

20th Aug
Martian Extended Blu ray Matt Damon
Shopping: The Martian
2015 USA action Sci-Fi adventure by Ridley Scott set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd October 2016 in an Extended Edition
Shopping Recent Releases Session 9 Blu ray David Caruso
Shopping: Session 9
2001 USA horror mystery by Brad Anderson just released on US Blu-ray
Shopping Recent Releases Adventures Buckaroo Dimension Collectors Blu ray
Shopping: The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension
1984 USA comedy Sci-Fi romance by WD Richter just released on US Blu-ray

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Shopping New Listings

23rd Aug
Attack Lederhosen Zombies Blu ray DVD
Shopping: Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
2016 Austria comedy horror by Dominik Hartl (as Dominik Hartel) set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 7th November 2016
Shopping New Listings

22nd Aug
Driller Killer Steelbook Blu ray
Shopping: The Driller Killer
1979 famed video nasty by Abel Ferrara set for UK DVD/Blu-ray Combo release on 28th November 2016
Shopping New Listings Beyond Valley Dolls Blu ray Meyer
Shopping: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
1970 USA comedy music film by Russ Meyer set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 5th September 2016
Shopping New Listings Evil Dead Blu ray Digital HD
Shopping: Evil Dead 2
1987 US horror by Sam Raimi set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th September 2016
Shopping New Listings Shelley DVD Ellen Dorrit Petersen
Shopping: Shelley
2016 Denmark / Sweden horror drama by Ali Abbasi set for UK DVD release on 10th October 2016
Shopping New Listings Haunting Annie Dyer DVD
Shopping: The Haunting of Annie Dyer
2014 UK horror by Kevin MacDonald set for UK DVD release on 26th September 2016
Shopping New Listings

21st Aug
Neon Demon Blu ray Elle Fanning
Shopping: Neon Demon
2016 France / USA / Denmark horror thriller by Nicolas Winding Refn set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 27th September 2016
Shopping New Listings Childs Play Collectors Blu ray Dourif
Shopping: Child's Play
1988 US horror film by Tom Holland set for US Blu-ray release on 18th October 2016
Shopping New Listings

20th Aug
Martian Extended Blu ray Matt Damon
Shopping: The Martian
2015 USA action Sci-Fi adventure by Ridley Scott set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 3rd October 2016 in an Extended Edition

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Sex Sells New and Offers

22nd Aug
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Hot Cooking
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

21st Aug
DVD front cover
Storm Of Kings
Selected releases at Simply Adult
Sex Sells New and Offers

20th Aug
DVD front cover
Prized Possession
Classic porn at Your Choice
Sex Sells Sex Toys News

19th Aug
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Is virtual reality the future of online pornography?
Kiiroo from the Netherlands thinks so
Sex Sells New and Offers dvd_front_cover
Flying Skirts (English Language)
Selected releases at Hot Movies
Sex Sells New and Offers

18th Aug
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Jo's Secret Video
Selected releases at Simply Adult
Sex Sells New and Offers

13th Aug
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Private
Latest Galleries from Private and Private Classics
Sex Sells New and Offers

10th Aug
DVD front cover
Lezzz Be Roommates
Selected releases at Your Choice
Sex Sells New and Offers

9th Aug
DVD front cover
1001 Erotic Nights - The Story Of Scheherazade
Selected releases at CD Universe

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